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Cassandra “They Call Me Stupid” Studebaker: Gets Indicted In 25 Person Drug Ring, Keeps Selling & Using Drugs Anyways (Elyria, OH)


Cassandra Studebaker’s facade is finally coming to an end.  Her outward appearance is nothing more than a mirage, one that she hides extremely well from the general public.  After finding herself into some serious trouble with the law, you would think that she would have turned over a new leaf?  Instead, she’s became worse than she ever was and certifiably thinks that she’s going to get away with it all.  Stupid!  From excessively using drugs, continuously dealing drugs & even cheating on her boyfriend, please allow me to introduce you to the real Cassandra Studebaker…

She’s been partying every single day & snorting every drug she can possibly get her hands on – all of which is done with an ankle monitor on because she’s currently awaiting a Federal trial for selling percocet and cocaine (read that story here).  Brilliant!  She made up the fact that she was working while out on bond so she could slut around town with Zach Murphy (and other guys).  Studebaker basically thought she could get away with murder and almost did.

She then broke up her family for the biggest bum jobless loser in Elyria, the one and only Zach Murphy.  As if 6 drug felonies and being involved in a 25 person drug ring wasn’t bad enough she just had to break up her home in the process.  Studebaker and Murphy are some of the biggest drug addicts in Lorain County and so it only makes sense that they are together – they’re a perfect pair.  This should all be no surprise to anyone, all it takes is one look at her scab crusted face to know what she’s all about.

FUN FACT:  Cassandra is currently in violation of the U.S. Pre-Trial & Probation Services out of Cleveland.  The question is do they know or is she simply more valuable as a pawn to them by remaining out on the street – to cause more havok?  

Now, we can all see the real Cassandra, nothing more than a dope using, drug dealing, cheating & manipulating selfish scumbag.  She will do whatever it takes to get her hands on a percocet (or some yay) so get ready boys because big mama is here and ready to party!  Just don’t get too excited though, that pussy is overrated and requires a considerable amount of cocaine, percocet and or cold hard cash to get them panties off.

Readers Note:  The mugshot shown above depicts Cassandra dating back to a 2017 arrest stemming out of North Ridgeville when she was incarcerated at the Lorain County Jail for Possession of Controlled Substance(s) and Drug Paraphernalia.

HAWK Says:  Holy shizzle someone is pissed off.  Well, I guess that’s unfortunately what happens when you enter the territory of scumbaggery.  Welcome to the club Cassandra, you deserve it!

The Bottom Line

SCUMBAGGED Tip:  When you break the law, for example (in this instance) when you are part of a 25 person indictment and are lucky enough to receive house arrest, you should simply count your lucky stars.  That doesn’t mean to continue in the same type of behavior that got you into the predicament you are already in.  In fact, it’s far better to avoid the situation entirely.  After all, if you get caught for selling dope, you’re going to lose everything.  When doing the simple math, you would have made more flipping burgers than drug dealing because fast money goes fast and then you’re stuck behind bars.  Don’t do scumbag things (like drug dealing, cheating and so on) and you won’t get scumbagged like Cassandra did, pretty fucking simple.


  1. So glad to see that people really do have way too much time on their hands!
    I’ve always been taught that if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it!
    To take the misfortune of this young lady and do nothing but berate her speaks for itself!
    Someone is obviously over the top jealous and envious of her!
    May I suggest you get a day job and mind your own business!!

  2. I don’t know why anyone is surprised she’s been doing this shit for a long ass time. That whole group of people do. Same thing as courtney warren. Dumbasses

  3. What ever happened to “innocent until proven guilty”? What does the bible say? Matthew 7 King James Version (KJV)
    7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
    2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
    Or also in Matthew: 1 “Do not judge so that you will not be judged. 2 “For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. 3

    Everyone’s entitled to his own opinion, but some things are slanderous without proof, and could be prosecuted.

    • Don’t forget an “eye for an eye”. The shit she was peddling has probably killed people, ruined lives, you think what our user published is wrong? Compared to what she has done – nowhere near.

      Also, as far as prosecute is concerned, you can’t do jack shit. CDA is case law and makes Scumbagged exempt from any and all litigation, whether it be Civil, Criminal or otherwise. Know your facts.

      Secondly, defamation, libel, slander, online bullying, etc would mean the publisher would have to contact her beforehand and afterwards and make a threat of harm to her directly or indirectly. This didn’t happen as we know. Individual has remained anonymous in accordance to law.

      Sucks for her, can’t do shit, except maybe be a better person.

      Chapter 1, Verse 1; don’t be a scumbag won’t get Scumbagged.

  4. Also slander, libel and defamation means things have to be false. Proven false. So if falsely said, and she can prove that things are indeed false, then she could pursue the publisher for defamation, libel or slander in civil court. Not prosecuted for criminal charges though. There’s absolutely nothing illegal here on a criminal level.


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