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The Spooky Suspect Asylum: Lorain County’s Scariest Inmates

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Lorain County Arrest Reports is celebrating Halloween this year in the only way we know how – with some awfully “Spooky Suspects”.  Contained herein are some of the most ghoulish, ghastly, frightening and outright scariest inmates that the Lorain County Jail has to offer.

You are urged to proceed with extreme caution, it’s almost Halloween night and the inmates are growing restless.  They are hell bent on taking over the asylum.  Some have been bitten and are infected with the retro-zombie virus, while others are just starting to turn.  If you pay close attention, you’ll see creatures transform right before your eyes.  Don’t leave the group, keep your hands away from the jail cells, don’t turn your back and most importantly DON’T CLICK HERE!

Readers Note:  All inmates that are featured have been incarcerated between 2016-2018.  Inmates are considered innocent until proven guilty in the court of law.  Inmates are not actually zombies, murderers or other headline descriptions.  Their charges are located below their image.  Inmate images are provided courtesy of the Lorain County Jail.

Freshly Bitten (Zombies)

Individuals whom have been recently infected by the retro-zombie virus but have not yet fully turned.

Lindsay Madkins (Lorain – Drug Possession)
Teresa Wallington (Lorain – Drug Trafficking)
Heather Haupt (Lorain – Theft)
Charlene Jones (Elyria – Burglary)
Edward Leinweber (Elyria)

Walking Zombies

Full blown walking zombies are in the Lorain County Jail, tourist beware!  If even their saliva even get’s on you, you will get infected!

The Walking Dead
Tanya Black (Elyria – Theft)
Alexandria Miller (Elyria – Burglary)
Jasmine Schafer (Lorain – Murder)
Kelly Wacker (Lorain)
Donald Stinson (Elyria)

Charles Manson

Charles Manson returns from the dead every Halloween.  Watch out, he’s got the inmates all worked up and following his orders!

Charles Manson
Richard Schaal (Sheffield Lake – Disorderly Conduct)

DON’T CLICK HERE

Wrong Turn Axe Murderers

Here we have some of the asylum’s most dangerous criminals straight from the film “Wrong Turn”.

Wrong Turn (Last Resort)
Gilberto Peguero (Criminal Tresspassing – Lorain)
Dennis Stern (North Ridgeville – Trafficking)
Robert Mclaughlin

Carrie

Carrie’s pissed, not only is she on her period, but someone forgot to bring her her Ramen Noodles from her store list.  It’s about to go down!  

Carrie
Kaylee Sherrill (Elyria)

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi recently lost his accreditation for acting due to a string of serious unfortunate events (think of Armageddon).

Steve Buscemi
Michael Basset (Disorderly Conduct)

Uncle Touchy Pants

Uncle touchy pants is starring as himself, this repeat offender rapist is stalking the hall ways of the LCJ currently, let’s keep him there!

Charles McDougal (Amherst – Rape)

Spawn – The Killer Clown

The Killer Clown from the movie Spawn has been locked up, but don’t be fooled that they’ve removed his face paint – on Halloween night he will surely get his vengeance on all jailers at the LCJ.

Spawn Killer Clown
Noverto Rodriguez (Lorain)

Bubba

Bubba is alive and well and he’s trying to make everyone his bitch this Halloween.  He took a few scrapes and bruises, but he tends to always get his way…

Jose Mercado (Lorain)

VS.

Bubba Wins, again!

If you think their faces look bad, just remember, Bubba’s saying always goes “Bend over for Bubba”…

Suicidal Justin Beiber

It is a secret, hidden deep in the bowels of the asylum that every Halloween Justin Bieber turns Suicidal from all the repeats of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.  So he willingly turns himself in to the LCJ for safe keeping.

Justin Bieber
Austin Scott (Loma Linda, California)

Evil Sherman Murman

Sherman Murman from Bad Santa grew up (finally).  He also turns evil on Holloween, beware, he doesn’t care about tricks, all he wants is some treats – and at any cost!

The Kid
Sean Berne (Columbia Station – )

M.I.B Bug Aliens

These Men In Black Bug Aliens are distant relatives from the original movie.  They cannot open their mouths or change their facial expressions from a frown or else the human bodies they’ve inhabited will no longer host them.

Smigel

Here we have the prize gem of our “Spooky Suspects”, Smigel himself.  Smigel is still in search of “his precious” and this Halloween he intends to get it.  He’s grown much older since we last saw him and his time is running out, beware!

Smigel. (Lord of The Rings)
Randy Ortiz (Elyria – Menacing)

More Ghastly Villains

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The Spooky Suspect Asylum: Lorain County’s Scariest Inmates

Want to see even more ghastly inmates locked up in the Lorain County Jail?  We have hundreds of published inmates found in the “Locked Up” section and have also composed several lists that break down different genre’s of suspects.

Dear Reader,

We would like to take the time to thank you for being a fan of our Facebook page (Lorain County Arrest Reports) and for also being a dedicated reader of Scumbagged.com.  We plan on routinely beginning updates once again to our inmate lists & have our eyes set on upgrading and implementing new features in the coming months.  One of our biggest projects is the introduction of a mobile application that will allow you to receive instant push notifications whenever a new inmate is added.

We hope you enjoyed this “Spooky Suspects” article, and if you have any idea’s for individuals who could be added, please feel free to send us a message on our Facebook page at anytime and we will update this article accordingly!

Happy Halloween!

Lorain County Arrest Reports!

 

1 COMMENT

  1. This made my day thanks!! Haven’t seen him in years .. glad to know he is still alive but wait this picture is over a year old!!#stayclassy so glad I taught my children to not be bullies and that people do things like this to make themselves feel better

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