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May 2

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

- Mark Twain. The NYT obituary for Osama Bin Laden is seven pages long. (via @pwmorris)

(Source: laphamsquarterly)

OK, so this guy may not be a terrible person …but it’s fucking hilarious WATCHING a PA Announcer as opposed to just listening to him.

(Source: youtube.com)

“Fuck you Crawford you faggot kyke nigger shitholedick lickin twat fungus sand-nigger twink!!!!!!!”

Me is hockey fan! Me know how to put many racist slurs in one sentence!

“Fuck you Crawford you faggot kyke nigger shitholedick lickin twat fungus sand-nigger twink!!!!!!!”

Me is hockey fan! Me know how to put many racist slurs in one sentence!

Coming To A Thread Near You: Spiderman

runt-of-the-web:

Is there anything funnier than random captions under ol’ timey Spiderman cartoons? No, which is why you will see this on all of your various internet message boards in the near future:

Spiderman This Isn't My Refrigerator

Spiderman Is High

Spiderman's Archnads

Spiderman Gets Grounded

Spiderman Does The Sky

Spiderman Is Gonna Chill

Spiderman Tickets To The Gun Show

Spiderman Comes Early And Often

Spiderman How Do I Hold These Phones?

Spiderman F The Police

Spiderman Is Employee Of The Year

Spiderman Drives A Car WTF

(Source: runt-of-the-web)

Im not single. Im in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom

I’m single. I can’t stay faithful to my right hand when my left has also been so good to me.

Im not single. Im in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom

I’m single. I can’t stay faithful to my right hand when my left has also been so good to me.

The truth about Sarah Palin revealed!

Apr 8

Jon Stewart’s Epic Parody Of Glenn Beck’s Farewell From Fox News (Video)

Glenn Beck’s sudden departure from Fox News? Jon Stewart thinks its the best evidence to date that the world is coming to an end! When news broke yesterday that Beck’s days at Fox News were suddenly numbered, it was only a matter of time before The Daily Show host made some hay from the announcement, which he did tonight in epic fashion, complete with chalkboards, dramatic eyeglasses and apocalyptic rhetoric that has been Beck’s trademark style for two years. 

Apr 1
“Mother has aids,daddy is a dick,Grandmother isn’t shit Just like you————-> @____ <————————-I hope you die!!!”

My mother has aids, my daddy beats me, my Grandmother beats my daddy & me….I deserve a horribly painful death.

“Mother has aids,daddy is a dick,Grandmother isn’t shit Just like you————-> @____ <————————-I hope you die!!!”

My mother has aids, my daddy beats me, my Grandmother beats my daddy & me….I deserve a horribly painful death.


idonthaveaids:

oh that pedobear!

Many people featured on our site use similar tactics

idonthaveaids:

oh that pedobear!

Many people featured on our site use similar tactics

&#8220;This blue motherfucker is strong&#8221;

Location: the medical center in houston
This pill I stole is fucking me up!

This blue motherfucker is strong”

Location: the medical center in houston

This pill I stole is fucking me up!